You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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