We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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