U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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