Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
only if we run a train.
done.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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