I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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