id be glad to
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I know her cup size but not her name....
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