i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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