So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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