somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the day after is always just damage control
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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