We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
