problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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