Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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