fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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