Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
