is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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