I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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