u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
