We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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