And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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