This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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