If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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