i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
