Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Randomize
