He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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