is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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