That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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