Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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