We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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