I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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