if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She needs sedatives and a leash
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
