Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
im on a boat
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