you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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