I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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