Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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