You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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