I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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