im drinking this country out of the recession.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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