She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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