yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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