yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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