white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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