Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize