Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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