I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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