Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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