You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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