I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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