So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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