So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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