What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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