Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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