doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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